HELLO THERE!

And welcome to the online home of your seventh-favourite-currently-self-published author, Mr Tuesday Night himself, Luke Smitherd! Here you can find links to my books (both Kindle store, audiobook, and print versions) my blog, upcoming book news, and perhaps most importantly, the page where you can sign up to my Spam-Free Book Release Newsletter. This will make sure you are the first to know about my latest attempt to wring a few goddamn pennies out of peddling my nightmares and daydreams (or, “Whoring Out My Imagination For A Fast Buck” as some might put it.) Do have a look around, and hey! HEY! (Sorry.) Why not get in touch using the contact section? I would really, really love to hear from you, unless you have something nasty to say. In which case I should inform you that I have a knife. Here’s something about me in third person:

Luke Smitherd is the bestselling author of the international hit novel THE STONE MAN, as well IN THE DARKNESS, THAT’S WHERE I’LL KNOW YOU and A HEAD FULL OF KNIVES.

A former singer and guitarist, Luke now writes full time for a living. He a: can’t quite believe it, and b: has to remember that he shouldn’t drink before lunchtime. Not on a weekday anyway.

He currently travels and writes, and ignores cheap jibes about not having a ‘proper job’.  

Stay Hungry,
Luke Smitherd